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ext_3190 ([identity profile] primroseburrows.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] primroseburrows 2006-10-04 07:24 pm (UTC)

Paul Gross is stupid and has no talent
Missy has been smoking too much crack. (Note you didn't say he was ugly. Because nobody can lie that badly.)

Homosexuals should never have the right to marry.
Don't be silly. Plenty of people on the Right would let them, I'm sure. Badabing.

George W. Bush is the world's savior.
Which planet is this again?

Circumcision should be performed on every male child in the world.
This might not go over well with the ten-year-olds on the list.

All babies should be born in hospitals via casearian sections.
I knew it! You're really a spy for ACOG.

The Harry Potter novels are dumb.
I've never heard one of them speak, so you may be right.

Canada wishes they were the USA.
I'll think of a comeback for this one when I'm finished ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING.

Cape Breton is ugly and fiddle music is stupid.
I'm sure the New Waterford landfill is ugly, and Natalie probably was pretty bad when she started out AT AGE THREE OR SOMETHING.

The New York Yankees are the greatest baseball team the world has ever known.
I'm sure they would agree with you.

The Red Sox suck.
You've got A-Rod there with you, haven't you? You gotta watch out for those cyanotic types.

Nomar is a poopyhead.
I should take someone seriously who uses the word 'poopyhead'? I think not (and I've never been obsessed with Nomar. *hides Red Sox nightshirt with '#5 Garciaparra' on the back*).

The Green Monster should either be painted in Yankee pinstripes or burn down. Now that's just silly, Ray.

The hardest movie to sit through, ever, is "Moulin Rouge".
It would be for [livejournal.com profile] songdog. She hates it. Poor thing just doesn't understand its Bohemian goodness.

Ewan McGregor's smile freaks me out.
Me, too. In that good way.

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