You know, I think that sex is a medical event too. Afterall, heartbeats can skyrocket and muscles contract. Heck, someone could fall off a bed or even bang a head into a wall! It's dangerous! I mean, you never know what could go wrong. Because my heart rate could go up, they should really give me medication to slow my heart down before we even start just so that we're extra super special safe. And if then they have to do CPR on me, thank God we're in a hospital because who knows what would have happened at home!? You guys, doctors are just, like, so right about EVERYTHING!!!! I'm sure that when I explain to Steve all of the dangers involved with sex and all the risks and everything that he'll be perfectly fine with having monitors hooked up the whole time and an IV placed just in case and medical staff present right as we're going to orgasm. That wouldn't be problematic at all!

*whack* That was my hockey stick of indignation.