URGENT TELEGRAM

[primroseburrows]

OMG STOP

LAST D0T FM THINKS SHANIA TWAIN IS A QUOTE SIMILAR ARTIST UNQUOTE TO GORDON LIGHTFOOT STOP

THIS IS CLEARLY BLASPHEMY STOP

THIS IS LIKE SAYING BEYONCE IS A SIMILAR ARTIST TO PAUL SIMON JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH AMERICAN STOP

WHERE IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS HOLY IS STAN ROGERS STOP

IF THEY START PLAYING CELINE DION I WILL SCREAM STOP

ASTERISK SCRUBS BRAIN ASTERISK STOP

OHGODMAKEITSTOP

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[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

OMG marry me.

I'll let you know how it turned out when I wake up, since I need to sleep sometime soon. I will, I promise!