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[primroseburrows]

OMG STOP

LAST D0T FM THINKS SHANIA TWAIN IS A QUOTE SIMILAR ARTIST UNQUOTE TO GORDON LIGHTFOOT STOP

THIS IS CLEARLY BLASPHEMY STOP

THIS IS LIKE SAYING BEYONCE IS A SIMILAR ARTIST TO PAUL SIMON JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH AMERICAN STOP

WHERE IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS HOLY IS STAN ROGERS STOP

IF THEY START PLAYING CELINE DION I WILL SCREAM STOP

ASTERISK SCRUBS BRAIN ASTERISK STOP

OHGODMAKEITSTOP

Comments

[peacey.livejournal.com]

Gordon Lightfoot, the creator of what might as well be Michigan's state song, the haunting, "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald," and the creator of the grammatically towering, "That Don't Impress Me Much" are supposed to be similar in their artistry?

*pause*

BWAHAHAHAHA!

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

Silly, misguided last.fm.