Ha! Your rant proves my innocence. I like hockey, really I do, but I'm a baseball girl all the way. As for goofy accents, you should come to Rhode Island.

Laid back, huh? You really haven't been watching Slings & Arrows. Oh, and worship implies delusions of perfection in the worshipped. The very fact that 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea exists is undeniable proof that this is NOT the case.