http://peacey.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] peacey.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] primroseburrows 2007-08-26 11:35 am (UTC)

Sorry. I couldn't resist.

Silvio quits the family to pursue his dreams of becoming lead guitarist for a rock and roll band.

Christopher becomes a cruise director ala Julie on "The Love Boat" but gets fired when he tosses too many guests over the rail when the keep asking him why there's no ketchup on board.

Paulie gets tossed in the clink to the result of skyrocketing prisoner suicide. Letters left by the deceased indicate they'd rather be dead than listen to his constant yapping.

Big Pussy becomes exactly that and opens a flower shop in Queens.

Uncle Junior retires to Boca, chances to meet Donald Trump, and becomes the next "right hand man" on "The Apprentice."

Tony's Mom goes to work for Good Housekeeping. The status of being bestowed with "The Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval" drops significantly.

AJ becomes head of the Soprano family, after which the family vascillates from one venture to the next without seeing any one through and becomes extremely annoying.

Meadow moves to Miami, marries actor David Caruso, and is often seen cruising about town in a Lexus convertible blaring Who songs and ripping sunglasses from her face while emoting.

Carmella divorces Tony, goes to college, becomes a scientist, is hired by GlaxoSmithKline, and develops a drug called denilex.

Tony and Dr. Melfi run away to Italy, buy a house on Lake Como, and enjoy dinner parties with George Clooney.

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