Christopher becomes a cruise director ala Julie on "The Love Boat" but gets fired when he tosses too many guests over the rail when the keep asking him why there's no ketchup on board.

Does he get to wear the cute little outfits before he's fired?

Paulie gets tossed in the clink to the result of skyrocketing prisoner suicide. Letters left by the deceased indicate they'd rather be dead than listen to his constant yapping.

You know, I can totally see this happening. I have fast-forwarding urges whenever the guy's onscreen. I ignore them, of course. *g*

Big Pussy becomes exactly that and opens a flower shop in Queens.

Awww! I knew he was just an old softie under all that, um...padding?

Uncle Junior retires to Boca, chances to meet Donald Trump, and becomes the next "right hand man" on "The Apprentice."

I'd actually WATCH that show. Especially if Trump gets whacked and Uncle Junior takes over as CEO.

AJ becomes head of the Soprano family, after which the family vascillates from one venture to the next without seeing any one through and becomes extremely annoying.


I forsee a Sopranos/Seinfeld crossover. A show about nothing with a lot of guns.


Tony and Dr. Melfi run away to Italy, buy a house on Lake Como, and enjoy dinner parties with George Clooney.

I'd actually be just fine with that. *g*