Heh :D Eating with the fork in the right hand is definitely an American thing, in my country only small children are allowed to do that, civilized grown-ups ALWAYS keep the fork in the left hand and knife in the right. And you only cut one piece, one small mouthful at a time, keeping the rest of the food organized, no mixing or mushing or making a mess of your plate!

And don't get me started about eating with just a fork (if it's not a salad you're eating) or, ick, with your fingers! BIG no-nos here! Sign of seriously bad manners! Kiddie eating!

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