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[primroseburrows]

Gacked from folk:


-- If I were a month, I would be June
-- If I were a day of the week, I would be Friday.
-- If I were a time of day, I would be midnight.
-- If I were a planet, I would be Earth.
-- If I were a sea animal, I would be a dolphin
-- If I were a direction, I would be West
-- If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a four-poster bed
-- If I were a historical figure, I would be Harriet Tubman
-- If I were a liquid, I would be water
-- If I were a stone, I would be hematite
-- If I were a tree, I would be a maple
-- If I were a bird, I would be a dove
-- If I were a tool, I would be a hatchet
-- If I were a flower, I would be a lilac
-- If I were a kind of weather, I would be a thunderstorm
-- If I were a mythical creature, I would be a phoenix
-- If I were a musical instrument, I would be a fiddle
-- If I were an animal, I would be the best cat in the world (see icon)
-- If I were a color, I would be forest green
-- If I were an emotion, I would be contentment
-- If I were a vegetable, I would be sweet corn
-- If I were a sound, I would be a lullaby
-- If I were an element, I would be oxygen
-- If I were a car, I would be a 1966 Volkswagen Bus
-- If I were a song, I would be "If I Had A Hammer" by Pete Seeger
-- If I were a movie, I would be Velvet Goldmine
-- If I were a book, I would be The Amber Spyglass
-- If I were a food, I would be bread pudding
-- If I were a place, I would be Cape Breton Island
-- If I were a material, I would be organic cotton
-- If I were a taste, I would be cinnamon
-- If I were a scent, I would be patchouli.
-- If I were a word, I would be Justice
-- If I were a body part, I would be a mouth
-- If I were a facial expression, I would be a smile
-- If I were a subject in school, I would be political science
-- If I were a shape, I would be an ellipse