I, I wish you could swim, like dolphins, like dolphins can swim

[primroseburrows]

Crossover of Doom:


Cthulhu/Hermione. Multichaptered angstfic.

Special Guest Star: the demon Crowley.

Love, Blood and Death in scenic Innsmouth. Translated from the Portuguese.¹

*sigh* theirloveissoeldritch.





1. This fic does not actually exist (but don'tcha wish it did?). It's all because I have been working for five days straight and I have to go back again tonight, therefore I am currently Insane.

Comments

[garlicfiend.livejournal.com]

I was going to comment on this. Felt that I had to , somehow. But I am still at a loss for words. But I am thinking that Crowley would spend a great deal of the story trying to talk hermione out of it, and her having none of it. He might even show her a bunch of Hentai tentacle porn stuff, just to really get the image across. Still wouldn't work though.

It's like the joke about "Where does a 500 lb. Gorilla sleep?" Who does a supernatural force of evil fall in love with? Anybody it goddamn wants to.

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

He might even show her a bunch of Hentai tentacle porn stuff, just to really get the image across.

It'd probably be from his private collection. *g*