this morning, I shot six holes in my freezer

[primroseburrows]

Here.

There.

*screams*

WHY AM I STILL LIVING IN THIS FECKING ICEBOX?????!!!!

I swear to all the gods, if it weren't for my family and not having money and being able to get all the Red Sox games, I'd be gone faster than you could say "Damn, it's cold". I'm not cut out to be a New Englander. I love it here, but the weather is getting to me more and more every year.

I suppose I should buy some milk and bread. It's supposed to snow, and that's what all us Rhode Island folk do. Why, I have no idea.