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URGENT TELEGRAM
Dec. 31st, 2006 03:20 amOMG STOP
LAST D0T FM THINKS SHANIA TWAIN IS A QUOTE SIMILAR ARTIST UNQUOTE TO GORDON LIGHTFOOT STOP
THIS IS CLEARLY BLASPHEMY STOP
THIS IS LIKE SAYING BEYONCE IS A SIMILAR ARTIST TO PAUL SIMON JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH AMERICAN STOP
WHERE IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS HOLY IS STAN ROGERS STOP
IF THEY START PLAYING CELINE DION I WILL SCREAM STOP
ASTERISK SCRUBS BRAIN ASTERISK STOP
OHGODMAKEITSTOP
