Where was this woman nineteen years ago?

Most likely finishing up high school.

Caroline Dhavernas is a very pretty young thing. If she's got talent, which she apparently does, it could work.

But Dude. She's twenty-nine. This is Passchendaele, not Chasing Rainbows. And Dude 2.0. If only she'd been around THEN. Just sayin'.

Also: Why isn't this film up at IMDB yet? It's seriously in production, which is one of their labels.

ETA: This is NOT a complaint, mind you. I've been pining waiting too long to complain.