Universal Healthcare: The Jihadist's Seekrit Weapon

...at least according to Fox News, your Fair and Balanced information source:

This is satire, right? No? Oh, wait. It's Fox News. That explains things.

Kind of reminds me of this poster:

( Is Your Washroom Breeding Bolsheviks? )

I tellya, Fox News has become a caricature of itself.

at the slap on my ass by a lipstick-kissed elbow glove

from moony:

Step 1. Put your playlist on random.
Step 2. Post the first line from the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing. (You can skip songs that are instrumental.)
Step 3. Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.

(I skipped one song because I didn't know it and if I don't know it, it's not fun for guessing. I also skipped to the second line if the first one was only the title of the song.)
No Googling!

1. Well, I rang up Pantucci, spoke to Lucia, gave them all they needed to know
Brian Eno - The Fat Lady of Limbourg (Velvet Goldmine soundtrack) (guessed by isiscolo)

2. I'm gonna clear my head, I'm gonna drink that sun
Indigo Girls - Get Out the Map (guessed by catwalksalone)

3. [title of song] for the Union makes us strong

4. Thus all fairy stories end; only an actress would pretend
Madonna - The Actress Hasn't Learned the Lines (Evita movie soundtrack)(guessed by flutteringazure)

5. I'm the kind of guy that gets around, Whitehorse to Charlottetown

6. [title of song], whoever; she's in every magazine, been photographed, seen
Madonna and Antonio Banderas - Good Night and Thank You (Evita movie soundtrack)(guessed by rillarilla)

7. You're sailing softly through the sun in a broken stone-age dawn

8. There's a [title of song] with your name on it and a billion ways to go berserk
The Tragically Hip - World Container (guessed by malnpudl)

9. It won't be easy, you'll think it's strange
Madonna - Don't Cry For Me, Argentina (title guessed by scriggle)

10. [title of song], a pocket full of dreams, that's what they paid me to be

11. I thought love was only true in fairy tales
The Monkees - I'm a Believer (guessed by malnpudl)

12. We used to say 'I could walk all night', and we could, and we did
Greg Brown - Who Woulda Thunk It? (guessed by songdogmi)

13. Steve walks warily down the street with the brim pulled way down low
Queen - Another One Bites the Dust (guessed by catwalksalone)

14. Ciamar a nì mi ‘n dannsa dìreach, ciamar a nì mi ‘n ruidhle bòidheach

15. When you wish upon a star, your dreams will take you very far
Earth, Wind and Fire - Shining Star (guessed by mrs_laugh_track16. Desert lovin' in your eyes all the way
Culture Club - Karma Chameleon (guessed by icepixie)

17.Your skin is cold, but the sun shines within your hold

18. To all those people doing lines, don't do it (don't do it)
The Cranberries - Salvation (guessed by moony)

19. He will then be reborn from 1970s porn
Rufus Wainwright - Gay Messiah (guessed by mrs_laugh_track)

20. Wake up, Maggie, I think I got something to say to you
Rod Stewart - Maggie May (guessed by malnpudl)

21. Load up on guns, bring your friends

Tori Amos - Smells Like Teen Spirit (cover of Nirvana--original guessed by moony)

22. Where are all the stupid people from, and how'd they get to be so dumb?

23. Like a desert needs rain, like a town needs a name
U2 - Hawkmoon 269 (guessed by moony)

24. Dark in the city, night is a wire
Duran Duran - Hungry Like the Wolf (guessed by catwalksalone)

25. Just outside my window I hear [title of song]


Now I'm off to get my hair cut. Joy.