plz to read yon meme.

From mijan:

If I were a month, I'd be October.
If I were a day of the week, I'd be Wednesday, because I don't have to work on Wednesdays.
If I were a time of day, I'd be dusk, because it's dreamy and I'm a giant dreamer.
If I were a planet, I'd be Pluto (shut UP, it's a PLANET, okay?), because we both tend to be outside looking in.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be a dolphin.
If I were a direction, I'd be equal parts west and east, because I'm water and air in pretty equal proportions.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a comfy couch.
If I were a liquid, I'd be mercury, without question.
If I were a tree, I'd be Acer saccharum, because they've been following me in one way or another since I was born and I figure I must have been one in a past life.
If I were a flower, I'd be a primrose, duh. Specifically Oenothera biennis, a.k.a. Evening Primrose. And I just found out that fireweed is a member of the same family, which makes me no end of happy. :)
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be a whirlwind.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a human voice.
If I were a color, I'd be emerald green.
If I were an emotion, I'd be empathy.
If I were a fruit, I'd be an apple. Because I like apples.
If I were a sound, I'd be a Cape Breton fiddle tune.
If I were an element, I'd be hydrogen.
If I were a car, I'd be a 1966 VW bus.
If I were a food, I'd be a potato.
If I were a place, I'd be Boston.
If I were a taste, I'd be salty.
If I were a scent, I'd be a freshly tilled garden.
If I were an object, I'd be a passport.
If I were a body part, I'd be a heart.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a watery smile.
If I were a song, I'd be this one (which is also the Song of the Day!):