By way of
necronomiphiles, and ostensibly from the April 30, 1937 issue of The Onion (scroll down for article):
"When the narrator recoils in horror at the non-Euclidean alien geometries of the dreaded Sleeping God Cthulhu's undersea tomb, I was in dreamland, wishing my own life could be so merry," said reader Gus Derlath, an unemployed quarryman from Wisconsin. "If only I, too, could be plagued
by the shifting gelatinous menace of Shub-Niggurath, Black Goat of the Woods with a thousand young."
*snerk* I love The Onion.
"When the narrator recoils in horror at the non-Euclidean alien geometries of the dreaded Sleeping God Cthulhu's undersea tomb, I was in dreamland, wishing my own life could be so merry," said reader Gus Derlath, an unemployed quarryman from Wisconsin. "If only I, too, could be plagued
by the shifting gelatinous menace of Shub-Niggurath, Black Goat of the Woods with a thousand young."
*snerk* I love The Onion.