save me, save me from you, but pave me the way to you

[primroseburrows]

[Marital Status]	Divorced since 1995.
[Shoe size]	8 1/2.
[Parents still together]	My mum's my only living parent.
[Siblings]	songdog, solamente
[Pets]	Cats, three. Two too many, but eh.
FAVORITES
[Color]	Deep greens and black.
[Number]	4, with 6 running a close second.
[Animal]	I really don't know. Used to be cats, but I like dogs, and. I don't know.
[Drinks]	Champagne, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Diet Coke, Coffee, Chamomile tea, and ice cold water.
[Soda]	Diet Coke. See above. Also, I lament the long-lost OK Soda.
[Book]	Standalone Book? The Talisman, by Stephen King. Series: Dark Tower, also by SK.
[Flower]	Lilacs. The old-fashioned purple ones.
DO YOU
[Color your hair?]	You betcha.
[Twirl your hair?]	Not as such.
[Have tattoos?]	Two. Triple crescent on my right ankle and this on my left wrist.
[Have Piercings?]	One in each ear.
[Cheat on tests/homework?]	Not since high school.
[Drink/Smoke?]	I usually just drink Mike's except when I'm out to dinner (alcoholwise) and I'm a sucker for the occasional clove.
[Like roller coasters?]	Does the Flying Bobs count?
[Wish you could live somewhere else?]	Oh, yes.
[Want more piercings?]	Possibly, but not likely.
[Like cleaning?]	Eww. No. I'd rather kiss a wookiee.
[Write in cursive or print?]	Both. Sometimes in the same sentence.
[Own a web cam?]	No.
[Know how to drive?]	Um, yes.
[Own a cell phone?]	Yep.
[Ever get off the damn computer?]	I do have to work, you know. :)
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?]	I think when I was oh, twelve.
[Considered a life of crime?]	Bwahahahaa.
[Considered being a hooker?]	No.
[Lied to someone?]	Hasn't everyone?
[Been in love?]	Oh, yes.
[Made out with JUST a friend?]	Probably um. In high school?
[Been in lust?]	Um. Yes? Yes!
[Used someone]	No.
[Been used?]	Probably.
[Been cheated on?]	Yes.
[Kicked someone in the nuts?]	Not on purpose. I don't remember about accidentally
[Stolen anything?]	IN HIGH SCHOOL. I should clone this answer.
[Held a gun]	Yes. A shotgun, actually. Shot it, too, one New Year's Eve in Cape Breton. *wistful*
CURRENTS
[Current clothing]	skirt and top from work, pantyhose from work, black sneakers from work, bra, green sweatshirt over it all 'cause it's OCTOBER.
[Current taste]	Eclectic.
[What you currently smell like]	Me.
[Current hair]	Red, a bit on the frizzy side
[Current thing I ought to be doing]	writing, sleeping.
[Current cd in stereo]	None. OMG. Must turn mp3s on. There. Now Playing - Rufus Wainwright - Greek Song
[Last book you read]	Hard Core Roadshow by Noel Baker
[Last movie you saw]	Cinema? POTC2. DVD? Wilby Wonderful. Computer? First oh, third of H2O.
[Last thing you ate]	Feta cheese with basil and tomato
[Last person you talked to on the phone]	mr_t00by
[Do drugs?]	Ah. Not as such, no.
[Believe there is life on other planets?]	Yeah, but not in this solar system
Remember your first love?]	Yeah.
[Still love him/her?]	Don't really know him anymore.
[Read the newspaper?]	No, I'm an NPR/interwebz news person
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?]	Yes.
[Believe in miracles?]	Maybe not called that, but yeah.
[Do well in school?]	Not until college
[Wear hats]	Yes, I love hats.
[Hate yourself?]	No.
[Have an obsession?]	*crickets chirp* Um. Several, thanks. :)
[Collect anything?]	Not really.
[Have a best friend?]	Yeah.
[Close friends?]	Several.
[Like your handwriting?]	Yeah. It's more legible than a lot of people's at work
[Care about looks]	In a sense, but not the usual sense.
LOVE LIFE
[First crush]	When I was six or so, because he could tell time. Smart has been sexy since I was very young, say true.
[First kiss]	Hmm. *thinks back* One of the boys on my street, when I was maybe eleven or twelve.
[Do you believe in love at first sight?]	Yeah.
[Do you believe in "the one?"]	Not as much as I used to.
[Are you a tease?]	No, I don't think so.
[Too shy to make the first move?]	Most of the time.
ARE U A
[Daydreamer]	Absolutely, thank the gods.
[Bitch/Asshole]	No.
[sarcastic]	As the day is long.
[Angel]	No. I don't look anything like David Boreanaz.
[Devil]	Not really.
[Shy]	On occasion.
[Talkative]	On more occasions.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

[Poll #834878]

Comments

[melpemone.livejournal.com]

Haha, I just realised I answered your poll with the wrong question in mind. Am huge, hungover dork. My apologies. I think all my answers stand for 'shag', though. *g*

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

You were still wise enough not to want to shag Cthulhu.

[mickeymvt.livejournal.com]

Lilacs- eww! Foul-smelling flowers.

But hey, to each their own :)

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

I love the smell. And the old-fashioned look. Which is why there's twenty-four crayons in a box, I guess. *g*

[lorem_ipsum]

Dude, I just married Chthulhu.

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA. OMG.

[lorem_ipsum]

Yeah, it may have been a bad move on my part. OTOH, I console myself with the thought that cliffing him would probably have had no effect on him anyway. Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

He would probably like being cliffed. All that time in sunken R'lyeh, he's probably got the bends. Heights would bother him greatly.

I? Am a dork.

[lorem_ipsum]

....You so win for lateral thinking.

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

Just looking out for the Old Gods, is all. It's a thankless job, but someone's gotta do it.

I've gotta get me a Lovecraft icon. What kind of RoadElyander am I, anyway?

[peacey.livejournal.com]

You have obsessions?

PS. You should learn to embrace your inner bitch from time to time.

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

*deadpans* I have no obsessions. None at all. It's all a nasty lie. I have no idea who wrote that part.

I don't think I HAVE an inner bitch. I think she went AWOL on account of boredom. I have an outer dork, is what I have.

[peacey.livejournal.com]

She's still there. Let's see if we can stir her up a bit, shall we?

Ahem.

Paul Gross is stupid and has no talent. George W. Bush is the world's savior. Homosexuals should never have the right to marry. Circumcision should be performed on every male child in the world. All babies should be born in hospitals via casearian sections. The Harry Potter novels are dumb. Canada wishes they were the USA. Cape Breton is ugly and fiddle music is stupid. The New York Yankees are the greatest baseball team the world has ever known. The Red Sox suck. The Green Monster should either be painted in Yankee pinstripes or burn down. Nomar is a poopyhead. The hardest movie to sit through, ever, is "Moulin Rouge". Ewan McGregor's smile freaks me out.

Shall I continue?

(One of the above statements is actually true. I'll bet you know which one.)

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

Paul Gross is stupid and has no talent
Missy has been smoking too much crack. (Note you didn't say he was ugly. Because nobody can lie that badly.)

Homosexuals should never have the right to marry.
Don't be silly. Plenty of people on the Right would let them, I'm sure. Badabing.

George W. Bush is the world's savior.
Which planet is this again?

Circumcision should be performed on every male child in the world.
This might not go over well with the ten-year-olds on the list.

All babies should be born in hospitals via casearian sections.
I knew it! You're really a spy for ACOG.

The Harry Potter novels are dumb.
I've never heard one of them speak, so you may be right.

Canada wishes they were the USA.
I'll think of a comeback for this one when I'm finished ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING.

Cape Breton is ugly and fiddle music is stupid.
I'm sure the New Waterford landfill is ugly, and Natalie probably was pretty bad when she started out AT AGE THREE OR SOMETHING.

The New York Yankees are the greatest baseball team the world has ever known.
I'm sure they would agree with you.

The Red Sox suck.
You've got A-Rod there with you, haven't you? You gotta watch out for those cyanotic types.

Nomar is a poopyhead.
I should take someone seriously who uses the word 'poopyhead'? I think not (and I've never been obsessed with Nomar. *hides Red Sox nightshirt with '#5 Garciaparra' on the back*).

The Green Monster should either be painted in Yankee pinstripes or burn down. Now that's just silly, Ray.

The hardest movie to sit through, ever, is "Moulin Rouge".
It would be for songdog. She hates it. Poor thing just doesn't understand its Bohemian goodness.

Ewan McGregor's smile freaks me out.
Me, too. In that good way.

[peacey.livejournal.com]

You know, one of these days when that inner bitch does wake up, she's gonna explode and heads are gonna roll, man, rooolllll.


I happen to know for a fact that Paul Gross, J K Rowling, Nomar, and Stephen King use the word "poopyhead" all the time. Paul especially. But with him, it's "poopyhead, eh?"

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

You know, one of these days when that inner bitch does wake up, she's gonna explode and heads are gonna roll, man, rooolllll.

No, that would be my inner postal worker.

I happen to know for a fact that Paul Gross, J K Rowling, Nomar, and Stephen King use the word "poopyhead" all the time. Paul especially. But with him, it's "poopyhead, eh?"


*pictures Nomar saying 'poopyhead'* Now that would be amusing.

*pictures Paul saying 'eh'*

Y'know, I've never heard him say that. I do have a list of things he could say, though.
Some examples are as follows: cacophony, cumulonimbus, population, gunpowder, duodenum, bombadier, principle, and brigadoon.

And knowing him, he probably HAS said 'poopyhead'.

Oh, and Stephen King would say 'poopyhead, ayuh'. Or not. *g*


Next time you have them all over for dinner, fergodssake, invite me? Although make sure I'm sitting down. The sheer amount of IQ in the room would knock me over.