rants and ramblings of utter randomness

"I'd say that in a million years, this oak tree that we plant will be more oil that we can take, but the earth is only 6,000 years old."

"They'll never find the bodies here!"

"That's the sound of the men working on the chain gaaaaang. Ooh! Aah! Ooh! Aah!"

"No, our shit doesn't stink! Here, smell!"

"Our esteemed leaders, digging themselves deeper and deeper."

"The treasure map said it was right here! I hear the thump-thump! Hurry, before Cap'n Sparrow arrives!"

"Yakko, Wakko, and Dumb."

(I've got more where that came from.)