...and Alan Thicke sucks!

Apparently a vent from hell has opened in southern Ontario. Current temperature: 28°C. This is the coolest it's been all effing DAY. I honestly don't know how I'm going to sleep tonight. I'm thinking I won't.

No love, Canada, no love. And don't give me that "It's just as hot in Rhode Island" crap, because SO not listening. Talk to the (sweaty) hand.

P.S. Of course I'll eventually forgive you (read: as soon as it cools off), but still. *melts, literally*