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[primroseburrows]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

In December, I exposed neonnurse to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In July, I stopped rudenate3 from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In April, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In August, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon flyingsauce (65 points). In February, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). Yesterday, I fed _rp_zeal_ to a Shoggoth (250 points).

In short, I have been very good (605 points) and deserve to be eaten first.

Your humble and obedient servant,
primroseburrows

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

In July, I stopped rudenate3 from defiling Lovecraft's grave.

Y'know, this has the potential to have actually happened. *EG*




Going to bed. 'Night, all!