I wanna be mean and blond, wanna mumble perfect jumbo with a little innuendo

[primroseburrows]

Apparently a kit is necessary for toilet training.


Mmkay.



Oh, and. You can find my current music here (just click on the word "song" to listen or DL file). OMG Bernie sings!! Excuse me while I prostrate myself in utter worship.

If anyone can turn this into an mp3 for me, I'd oh, so appreciate it. I'll even write a drabble in some fandom if I know it. Or no fandom. I've been wanting an impetus to write recently.

Lyrics are here.

Is it scary of me to want to filk this song and call it "I Wanna be Like Draco Malfoy?". Um.


Okay, then. Off to the DMV. ETA: Not going to the DMV after all, because once again I don't have the proper paperwork. I can never win with those guys. :/

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[flutteringazure.livejournal.com]

Woe for I cannot open the music file *wails* Either my computer is being utter rubbish or I'm doing something wrong *headdesk*

Must bother flatmates when they get back. They might be able to help me out (and I'll ask them for a conversion to .mp3 as well ;))

I'm sniggering over the toilet training kit BTW. No kid in our family ever needed something like that. We just went camping with our parents and learned to use the camping toilet and then those weird French 'hole-in-the-ground' things... And I'm not really missing those bear stickers in my upbringing either ;)

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[robinhoo.livejournal.com]

Not going to the DMV after all, because once again I don't have the proper paperwork. Oy, this is like me and my taxes. I keep meaning to go to H&R Block and get the damn things done, but then I realize I need some other piece of paperwork. *rolls eyes* GUV'MINT IS EVIL. Except for Barack Obama and Jimmy Carter and maybe Bill Clinton.

[(Anonymous)]

What, you mean you don't want a diploma from Charmin University??