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A while ago I was pimping discussing the Dark Tower series with [livejournal.com profile] npirie, the main topic of which was casting a movie, which of course every DT fan does. She's never read the books, so I thought, hmm. Who would I cast as Roland? I mean, y'know, besides Retro!Clint Eastwood.

Definitely not Paul Gross, as was her suggestion (when she reads the story, she'll realise how many worlds of wrong this would be).

But she got me thinking, and what I came up with was this:




Is that not the essence of young!Roland? Now fast-forward to Callum's age now, and presto! Roland.

Something like this, but with Roland's clothes and smaller guns:



He could keep the hat from the first one; it's accurate.

I don't know who I'd cast as Eddie, nowadays. In my complete fantasy cast, where I can use anyone from any when, there's only ever been one choice, all these long years:




This is one of those subjects that I could waste time blithering on about for hours. However, since there's so much else to waste time blithering on about, I won't.

Anyone with any dreamcast!suggestions is welcome to chime in, though. Probably should add a couple of Americans, or it'll never get past Hollywood.

On second thought, maybe Bruce MacDonald should direct it.

Which brings up another question: Who should direct a DT film?

Credits: The first pic is from [livejournal.com profile] stormymouse's site, the second from [livejournal.com profile] c_regalis. I got the picture of Eddie Nick Lea from Google, so I don't know who to credit.

Okay, I'm done now.

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Date: 2006-10-28 04:18 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] primroseburrows.livejournal.com
Ewww. Cry your pardon, sai, but I can't stand him. Well, not personally, but just. The whole macho-man thing? *shudders* Roland's not a macho man, really. Sean Bean's too...something. British, for one thing. Roland's more American West. Not that CKR is American, but.

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Date: 2006-10-28 06:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inmemoriam.livejournal.com
oh but he was such a *sensitive* odysseus :D

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Date: 2006-10-28 06:43 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] primroseburrows.livejournal.com
I didn't mean to imply I was repulsed by him or anything. He's just so anti-my type, is all. And you need to read the books, dear. :) Roland would probably shoot you if you called him sensitive. Well, not really, but he'd give you a Look.

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Date: 2006-10-28 06:52 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] primroseburrows.livejournal.com
I don't want a movie, really. It's all in fun. Nick Lea is too old, now, anyway, although guh. He still looks amazing.

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