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[primroseburrows]

OMG STOP

LAST D0T FM THINKS SHANIA TWAIN IS A QUOTE SIMILAR ARTIST UNQUOTE TO GORDON LIGHTFOOT STOP

THIS IS CLEARLY BLASPHEMY STOP

THIS IS LIKE SAYING BEYONCE IS A SIMILAR ARTIST TO PAUL SIMON JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH AMERICAN STOP

WHERE IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS HOLY IS STAN ROGERS STOP

IF THEY START PLAYING CELINE DION I WILL SCREAM STOP

ASTERISK SCRUBS BRAIN ASTERISK STOP

OHGODMAKEITSTOP

Comments

[catwalksalone]

*reminds you to breathe*

Does it help that they mentioned Gordon Lightfoot on Southbound yesterday, but interestingly enough failed to mention Shania Twain?

Speaking of Stan, there's a programme on TV today called Searching For The Northwest Passage Eee! I have to record it, even though I won't see Ray looking for the Hand of Franklin.

[melpemone.livejournal.com]

Hey, did you get my email?

[inmemoriam.livejournal.com]

that
is
just
rude.

shania has her place -- and it ain't nowheres beside the lightfoot. except as she hands him his lifetime achievement award at some show on some stage.

now Dayna Manning on the other hand... just the other day i was comparing her to the lightfoot... (need a track of hers? east coast, canadian, too cool........)

[peacey.livejournal.com]

Gordon Lightfoot, the creator of what might as well be Michigan's state song, the haunting, "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald," and the creator of the grammatically towering, "That Don't Impress Me Much" are supposed to be similar in their artistry?

*pause*

BWAHAHAHAHA!