when my taps are made of silver I can make the kiddies thrill for just one buck and wing

[primroseburrows]

from erebor


FOUR JOBS I HAVE HAD IN MY LIFE:

1. Ice cream scooper
2. Chambermaid
3. Medical records clerk (temporary)
4. Waitress

FOUR MOVIES I (WILL ADMIT TO) HAVING WATCHED OVER AND OVER:

1. Moulin Rouge
2. Velvet Goldmine
3. The Stand
4. The Quiet Man

FOUR DEAD MOVIE STARS I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF:

1. Humphrey Bogart
2. Marilyn Monroe
3. There must be others but
4. I can't think of any more right now

FOUR PLACES I HAVE LIVED:

1. Wilmington, MA
2. Block Island, RI
3. Narragansett, RI
4. North Kingstown, RI

FOUR TV SHOWS I LIKE TO WATCH (I get ALL of these by way of download, since I never turn on my television except for baseball):

1. Reruns of oh, so many things
2. Little Mosque on the Prairie
3. The Colbert Report
4. The Mercer Report

FOUR PLACES I HAVE BEEN ON VACATION:

1. Cairo, Egypt
2. Cape Breton, NS
3. Atlanta, GA (visiting patchfire is a vacation)
4. London, ON (if you can call a high school band trip a vacation)

FOUR MUSICIANS FROM MY FORMATIVE YEARS THAT I STILL LISTEN TO, THAT ALWAYS SURPRISES ME WHEN IT STRIKES A NOTE OF NOSTALGIA IN A MEMBER OF MY GENERATION WHO HAPPENS TO OVERHEAR, WHICH MAKES ME WONDER JUST WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY LISTEN TO NOW? FUCKIN HIP HOP? NEW COUNTRY? JOSH GROBIN? NOTHING?

Taking "formative years" to mean through high school:

1. Paul Simon
2. Paul McCartney
3. Elton John
4. Cat Stevens

FOUR OF MY FAVOURITE FOODS:

1. Whipped potatoes
2. Johnny Cakes
3. Dark chocolate
4. Scrapple

FOUR CELEBRITY CHEFS I ADMIRE OR AT LEAST RESPECT, AND WOULD ALSO BY THE WAY CONSIDER IT AN HONOUR TO EAT THEIR FOOD:

What is this "Celebrity Chef" of which you speak?

FOUR CELEBRITY CHEFS I WOULD LIKE TO BITCHSLAP, AND IF I EVER MEET THEM IN PERSON, WILL:

Why would anyone want to bitchslap a chef? For overcooked broccoli? And how could someone come up with EIGHT CELEBRITY CHEFS? Geez, and I thought I had no life.

FOUR PLACES I WOULD RATHER BE RIGHT NOW:

1. Cape Breton, NS (YES, EVEN IN THE SNOW, I HAVE NEVER *NOT* BEEN THERE IN THE SNOW))
2. Atlanta, GA (two words: pencil building. OMG MARTHA, IS THAT YOU?)
3. Maine (mostly because I'm still all t00by about Steve from Bangor)
4. Boston (well, gee, apparently I don't want to leave East, but I'm okay with North and/or South. Poor, neglected West.)



Also, OH, NOES!

*sighs wearily* topaz7 did try to warn me.

Comments

[missapocalyptic.livejournal.com]

Bwoah! Here comes the Flying Radical Liberal Brigade of Death! Cover up your asses and nail bibles to the front doors of your houses - they're coming to get you!

Honestly, do you know this feeling when something is so unbelievably illogical that you can't start arguing against it, because you don't know where to begin? I'm sure Douglas Adams coined a Liff for that...

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

Honestly, do you know this feeling when something is so unbelievably illogical that you can't start arguing against it, because you don't know where to begin?

It's the Brain-Hurty Headdesking of Doom, or something.

I'm sure Douglas Adams coined a Liff for that... Oh, gods, he must have.