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[primroseburrows]

I've been having really weird dreams lately, wtf? I just woke up from a dream where I was trying to play my old LP of Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs, and it wouldn't play because something that looked like old varnish was bubbled and peeling from it, and it was warped. This was probably the worst dream of all recently, because I love that album!

Before that I dreamed I was (erm, how do I put this?) in a situation that would have made an interesting slashfic, only I'm not a guy and therefore am not, erm equipped? Also, the other person in question is someone with whom I'd never even consider being in such a situation (Yeah, yeah, the only thing I dream about ever that resembles sex and it's direct from Bizarro!World and isn't sexy in the least). I fail at dream!sex.

Somewhere in the mix last night I dreamt that Oldest Daughter was pregnant. I was mostly concerned with buying her a Hotsling and making sure she never entered the Baby Factory.

A couple of days ago I dreamt that Stephen Harper was one of my patients (which if true, would have explained a few things), which would have been weird enough if he actually looked like himself. But I wasn't even afforded that tiny bit of realism; no, he had to go and look like the Well-Manicured Man from the X-Files. At least I can console myself that he wasn't the person in Dream #2.

The conclusions might be:

1. Nostalgia is so thirty years ago, so get over it.

2. Fried ice cream might not have been such a good dessert. Also reading lots of con reports in a row.

3. I like Hotslings?

4. I am a giant giant dork even in my dreams.

Comments

[topaz7.livejournal.com]

Fried ice cream? Is that a real food? And if so..is there anything Americans won't fry? ;)

The dream. It means..*dons oracle hat*... you are ready to move on, have a sex change, find a job in Ottawa, and become a grandma, er, grandpa.

OK, that was lame. Never mind. ;)

Pretty sure Harper isn't nostalgic for high school.
http://ottawonk.blogspot.com/2007/02/revenge-of-nerds-v-arnold-poindexter.html

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

Fried Ice Cream. I actually like the tempura version better.

And if so..is there anything Americans won't fry? ;).

No. We're actually working on fried water currently.

It means..*dons oracle hat*... you are ready to move on, have a sex change, find a job in Ottawa, and become a grandma, er, grandpa.

1. Yes
2. No
3. Is there one available that basically is staring at Parliament Hill and saying, "ooh, Pretty!"? Or maybe I could get a job feeding the cats. I have a lot of experience in that department.
4. I'm ready for that, just not with Oldest Daughter. DIL is already expecting come October. *dances*

Pretty sure Harper isn't nostalgic for high school.

Hehee! I bet he hates that picture (I can see it now: "Most likely to become a narrow-minded bigot"). The Well-Manicured Man is cuter.

Bill Gates, OTOH, looks almost exactly the same as he does now ("Most likely to become Bill Gates").

[redhedlvr.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. Ice cream too close to going to bed almost guarantees strange dreams.

I have strange "sex" dreams like that too. About the only thing they seem to have in common is I wind up frustrated. So, I have concluded that since I HAVE no sex life my dreams will reflect that frustration as well. Sheese, how deep is that?

Then again, just blame it on the ice cream.

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

This didn't even feel like a sex dream. It wasn't a turn-on in the least. It was more like, wtf? I don't have sex dreams; not the good kind, at least. *sigh*

[peacey.livejournal.com]

The Well Manicured Man is hot in a kind of powerful, older, non-CSM kind of way. Because if you're having sex dreams about CSM (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0205657/), well. Blech. (Though I love William B. Davis.)

Since you're in the right universe, if you can just focus a tiny little bit before you fall asleep, maybe a Krycek sex dream is in the offing! Whee!

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

The sex dream and the Stephen Harper dream weren't the same one (thank you, every deity in the universe). *shudders*

I had a dream I kissed Krycek once. Of course, I might have been Scully at the time. wtf?

[abelladonna.livejournal.com]

Randomly, I know that I was talking to you at the party in the con suite, and I know that we talked about my PG rated story based on the soft-core porn. Anyway, it's here:

http://abelladonna.livejournal.com/54854.html

All my fic is in my memories.

I'm still looking for that damn Paul Gross interview we were talking about.

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

*bookmarks fic*

I remember we were talking about it but I can't remember what it was about. I blame the loudness of fangirls.

[tapped-trish.livejournal.com]

I am going to go way out on a limb here and analyze the oldest daughter being pregnant and buying a hotsling for her as symbolism of your oldest son & I expecting a baby and you told me to pick out a hotsling for you to buy me. Just a guess.

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

This is probably true. Have you picked one out yet?

[tapped-trish.livejournal.com]

http://www.hotslings.com/s.nl/it.A/id.178/.f i guess that would be a good neutral color for either a boy or girl plus green is my favorite color. Also go to my photobucket account and get a new pic of us please. I hate that pic, he looks like a tool with that long goatee and I look drunk lol.

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

I need to know what size you'll want. I think you have to measure for it.