John Edwards Vows To End All Bad Things By 2011 (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/john_edwards_vows_to_end_all_bad?utm_source=Distributed&utm_medium=Embedded%2BHTML&utm_campaign=Widgets)
DES MOINES, IA—Edwards' "Good Things for All" initiative builds on previous efforts to end bad things, like skinned knees, curse words, and splinters.
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Date: 2007-07-16 06:01 pm (UTC)John Edwards Vows To End All Bad Things By 2011 (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/john_edwards_vows_to_end_all_bad?utm_source=Distributed&utm_medium=Embedded%2BHTML&utm_campaign=Widgets)
DES MOINES, IA—Edwards' "Good Things for All" initiative builds on previous efforts to end bad things, like skinned knees, curse words, and splinters.