What's right with this picture?
Jul. 30th, 2003 07:31 amAnd it came to pass that El Director should gaze upon the head of Thomas, and see it crying out in torment under the heavy weight of petroleum product forced upon it by the One Who Ruled Before. And he reached out his mighty hand, saying "fly, be free!" And it came to pass, and all was right with the world.
*worships*
*worships*
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Date: 2003-07-30 10:50 am (UTC)Don't get me wrong, Draco can get bashed up with the best of them and usually does. In fact it happens so often in canon I wonder why one would have to make up more ways for him to get humiliated for the movie. I can't help but imagine Tom in this scene trying to make sense of it as an actor. Maybe he's imagining that if he moves a muscle Hermione will hex the hair gel back into his hair.
That said, bring on the jeans, baby. I want to see some well-tailored Pureblood fashion on that boy.
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Date: 2003-07-30 11:11 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-07-30 01:28 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-07-30 04:21 pm (UTC)Draco would never never cringe in front of Hermione. He's not *stupid.* He *knows* she wouldn't hurt him. And half of the boy's *problem* is his prickly touchy pride.
If Voldemort was in front of him, no problem with the cringing.
'Yes O Dark Lord! Your wish is my command! Ask me but to serve you and I will! Grovel, grovel, don't hurt me, oh god, when do I get out of here?'
But *Hermione*?
'Granger, your wand has your germs on it and that's icky. Try not to press me against a tree just because my new hairstyle overwhelms you with lust. Excitable, Mudbloods, aren't they?'
His somewhat confounded exit was the best victory Hermione could hope for, and it's canon.
THIS is ludicrous.
*fumes*
*pictures Draco in jeans to cleanse her mind*
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Date: 2003-07-30 07:06 pm (UTC)Ironically, it's even more odd in Movie Canon, since CoS seemed to imply this kid was pretty familiar with being on the wrong end of Daddy's wand. I'd love to see him cringing like that before the Pimp Stick, but this is kinda...what's he that afraid of?
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Date: 2003-07-30 07:29 pm (UTC)But yes, and in front of his friends no less. Admittingly, movie!Draco and movie!C&G seem to not know each other to a startling degree ('didn't know you could read' indeed!) but all the same, he's such a prideful wee thing that I can't see him be willing to loose face like this. Not to mention that this is a girl who has him at wand point, and Granger at that.
Perhaps she's just cast something that is to be CGIed in later? One can have remarkably odd facial expressions mid hex.