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[primroseburrows]

Must go to work now, but before I do, let me just say the following:

 

THE SQUIRRELS IN MY YARD ARE PLOTTING SOMETHING MAJOR. THEY'RE ACTING MIGHTY SUSPICIOUS, AND THEIR NUMBERS ARE INCREASING. VERY SOON THEY WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

 

 

 

Comments

[delfeus.livejournal.com]

Dammit! So that's where my squirrel army has escaped! Thank you for letting me know. They shall be dealt with. *cracks knuckles*

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

They're heeere! They almost stole my dog today, but I got her back.

I think they may have tampered with her mind, however.

[delfeus.livejournal.com]

I read that "tampered" "tampons". No wonder it looked so disturbing...

Maybe they aren't my army. They could be aliens disguised as innocent little squirrels, and they make all sorts of experimants to your dog! Beware! Soon they'll attack you! Call the police!

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

Hmm...my dog ate tampons once. She had to have surgery because of it.

I blame the squirrels.

[delfeus.livejournal.com]

The squirrels are the root of all evil. *nod nod*