Squirrel Update

[primroseburrows]

They're still here. Their numbers are large and growing still larger.

This morning, outside with my dog, I became oddly mesmerised by fluffy tails and fuzzy grey cuteness. When I looked back my dog was gone. Vanished, after what seemed like mere seconds.

We found her, after a short and frantic search (which involved me actually getting in the car and driving), wandering in the front of the house.

I fear They have tampered with her mind.

Comments

[ringomc.livejournal.com]

I think it's time to take drastic action. I suggest running out to your yard (with your eyes closed of course to avoid the squirrel hypnotism) and begin screaming "THE SQUIRRELS ARE TAKING OVER!!!!" repeatedly.

Remember, constant vigilance.

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I wonder what my neighbors would do?

Probably call the cops

[trempnvt.livejournal.com]

You should sell them. When people refuse to buy, you should give them directions off a cliff with signs on the way down saying "You should have bought a squirrel!"

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I might just be sadistic broke enough to try it. Bwah.

[trempnvt.livejournal.com]

Hahaha.