hide my head I wanna drown my sorrow ; no tomorrow, no tomorrow

Go here for more info and original version of video (thanks to rakshi for the site link).

In Soviet Russia, internet spams YOU!

I got a spam email with a subject that says, "Определение маркетинговой стратегии в периуд кризиса."

_scally, I need your mad Russian translation skillz (and by "mad Russian" I do not mean Ivan the Terrible). What is it saying?

If it's telling me how to have a bigger penis, I can't even do that in English.