primroseburrows | Entries tagged with spam

Blog post title I found while doing some story research on the interwebz:

No I've Never Been To Spain, But I've Been To Tuktoyaktuk.

Why yes, I am easily amused, why do you ask?

ETA: And because now I can't get the darned thing out of my head, here:

Three Dog Night - Never Been to Spain

*goes back to writing furiously*

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: no I've never been to Tuktoyaktuk but I've been to Tewksbury

I got a spam email with a subject that says, "Определение маркетинговой стратегии в периуд кризиса."

_scally, I need your mad Russian translation skillz (and by "mad Russian" I do not mean Ivan the Terrible). What is it saying?

If it's telling me how to have a bigger penis, I can't even do that in English.

Current Mood: curious
Current Location: From my house I can spam RUSSIA!
Current Music: Cavalry of the Steppes (in my head)

I spam because I can:

Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence

You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.

You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.

What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

AHAHAHAHAHAYES.

Of course, all this means is that I'm FECKING WORDY.