I think I'm a little in love with the Man-Nurse

I think you can drive this down the street and SHOOT BABIES AT PEOPLE..


Also, this? Needs to become an icon somewhere around immediately:

Dudes. SIGN THIS.

Lt. Dan Choi may be fired from the military for refusing to lie about who he loves

OH DEAR GODS.

There's a PROMO VIDEO for the baby shooter.

I'm appalled, insulted, amused, embarrassed, and disgusted. ALL AT EXACTLY THE SAME TIME.