I think I'm a little in love with the Man-Nurse

[primroseburrows]

I think you can drive this down the street and SHOOT BABIES AT PEOPLE..


Also, this? Needs to become an icon somewhere around immediately:

Comments

[aphephobia.livejournal.com]

It looks like one of those bizarre sex robot chairs. And the model doesn't look very impressed with it, either.

(And... OMFG: I can NOT imagine a more uncomfortable way to give birth. I mean, seriously. With the birth thing, I always found that movement and gravity were my friends.)

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

It looks like one of those bizarre sex robot chairs.

Complete with PreggoBot!woman!

And can't you just picture her speeding down the street, shooting rapid-fire babies at Nefarious Evildoers?

[loveneverfails.livejournal.com]

Oh, HELL NO. It looks like that chair from Star Wars where they're shooting at people in the Millenium Falcon. I wouldn't give birth in that thing if you paid me $50k. Angles ALL wrong. I mean, reposition her in your head so that she'd be standing on her feet and it doesn't look like a position that would work so well and OUCH perineum. Just BAD and WRONG!

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but it's Happy Medical blue-and-white! And when you bleed all over the place from third-degree tears? It makes things all patriotic!

[ceilidh]

that looks like the thing Troi gave birth in in TNG season 2.

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

I think it IS.

[peacey.livejournal.com]

Huh. I'm kind of in love with a man nurse too. ;)

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, he's married with four kids. ;)


ETA: Oh, and twenty-eight.

[chickadilly.livejournal.com]

That's ... um ... I can't think of the right words for what that is.

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

WRONG might come close.

[chickadilly.livejournal.com]

Wrong almost seems too easy though, ya know? I mean I look at that and think ... "WTF?"

Actually perhaps my Picard icon can sum it up ... ;)

Curt Wild agrees with Picard

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

Also, A World of OMFGNO.

Re: Curt Wild agrees with Picard

[chickadilly.livejournal.com]

I clearly have too much time on my hands but I made your requested icon ...

Re: Curt Wild agrees with Picard

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

Hehehee! Thank you! *twirls and dances but does NOT SHOOT BABIES*

[dragonflymuse.livejournal.com]

That is the most obnoxious looking device I have ever seen.

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

Imagine being in labour and having to SIT in it. Talk about defying gravity.