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[primroseburrows]

I'm almost impressed that this press release actually appears on the ACOG website.

It's accompanied, of course, by with disclaimer:

Studies published in Obstetrics & Gynecology, the peer-reviewed scientific journal of The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists (ACOG), do not necessarily reflect the policies or opinions of ACOG. ACOG is the national organization representing over 51,000 members who provide health care for women..

Hence the 'almost'. Because it's not like ACOG is actually planning on DOING anything about it.


In other, far less serious news, I am v. v. amused by this bit of badinage:

In which Missy attempts to draw out my inner bitch, who apparently is on permanent holiday in Rio. (note: not a whit of her comment is even close to her actual opinion. Except the part about Ewan McGregor. *g*)

Also GIP! Because one can never have too many Geoffrey/Ellen icons.

Comments

[topaz7.livejournal.com]

Loved the badinage ;D

Circumcision should be performed on every male child in the world.

Even the ones who are already circumcised? OW!

I'm having trouble picturing Paul saying "eh". Can't see it. He's too proper....... , eh?

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

Even the ones who are already circumcised? OW!

peacey, you see, is on CRACK.

I'm having trouble picturing Paul saying "eh". Can't see it.

I agree. Although he is more than welcome to say all those other words I mandated suggested. Also Doppler, precocious, archaic, preternaturally, Bubonic, and fuck.

[topaz7.livejournal.com]

Doppler, precocious, archaic, preternaturally, Bubonic, and fuck.

Ooh, I like that last one! *g*

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

Paul is very good with consonants. Case in point:

Keeley and Gross - Paris

[topaz7.livejournal.com]

Two songs in one day? I'm not worthy!! *grovels*

Thank you very much. I can't listen until the morning, but now I have something to look forward to!

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

I gave you one earlier? Which one?

My mind is gone. Gone I say.

[wanderingwoman.livejournal.com]

Wow, I'm really surprised that they even put that on there.

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

I was surprised, too. But you know. The Disclaimer cancels it out.

[peacey.livejournal.com]

Obviously your inner bitch is not sleeping. She is unconscious. So...

Ahem.

Stephen King is a talentless hack. "Velvet Goldmine" is the second hardest movie to sit through, ever. Hockey is vastly superior to baseball in every possible way. ACOG rocks. Lincoln Chaffe doesn't know what the hell he's talking about. Folk music makes people's ears bleed. "MacBeth" is Shakespeare's worst play. ADD is a myth. The FBI should have deported John Lennon. Jessica Simpson sings better than Elton John. Paul McCartney is the most overrated songwriter and performer, ever. Only poopyheads like Babylon 5. Mulder and Krycek were straight. Krycek wanted Scully. Every December it should snow 20 feet in Rhode Island and stay at that depth until June. The papers Bernie Taupin writes his songs on are perfect for lining birdcages and not much else. "The Bachelor" and "Survivor" are superior to *anything* produced for Canadian television. Paul Gross is ugly.

*takes a hit off the crack pipe*

[topaz7.livejournal.com]

You are absolutely correct about the hockey. Sorry Primrose. *shrugs*

[peacey.livejournal.com]

Congratulations to you! You have discovered the one true statement of the bunch.

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

Hey, I LIKE Hockey. :)

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

I'm going to start paying attention to hockey again this season, as part of my Embracing Winter project. I just need to find a team. I suppose I should go for the Bruins, but I dunno. Whichever one fights the least.

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

Stephen King is a talentless hack.
Someone said that about Dickens, too, in his lifetime.

"Velvet Goldmine" is the second hardest movie to sit through, ever.
I can't sit through it without dancing or singing or crying, say true.

ACOG rocks.
See? I knew you were a spy.

Lincoln Chaffe doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.
Alas, this is true. At least when he calls himself a Republican. And it's Chafee. :)

Folk music makes people's ears bleed.
I keep saying that people shouldn't have the volume up so high.

"Macbeth" is Shakespeare's worst play.
I haven't seen all of Shakespeare's plays, so I can't give an opinion.

ADD is a myth.
I agree. if we lived in a hunter-gatherer society, people like me would be sought after.

The FBI should have deported John Lennon.
They should have deported him and never allowed him back in the US. And then he'd be ALIVE.

Jessica Simpson sings better than Elton John.
Obviously, you were one of those people I mentioned who suffered hearing loss from the volume being too high.

Paul McCartney is the most overrated songwriter and performer, ever.
See last answer.

Only poopyheads like Babylon 5
There she goes with the 'poopyhead' thing again. *disregards*

Mulder and Krycek were straight.
This *is* Missy posting this, right?

Krycek wanted Scully.
You left off the last word in the sentence, which is 'dead'.

Every December it should snow 20 feet in Rhode Island and stay at that depth until June.
Perhaps. Then I'd really have to learn how to embrace winter. It'd probably be good for me.

The papers Bernie Taupin writes his songs on are perfect for lining birdcages and not much else.
I'll pass that along to the people who send him his royalty cheques.

"The Bachelor" and "Survivor" are superior to *anything* produced for Canadian television.
You've seen Canadian television? Gimme a list, y0.

Paul Gross is ugly.
Oh, you poor thing.
It's obvious that your crack use has spun exponentially out of control. I'm afraid I'll have to dismiss your entire comment as the product of a drug-addled mind and refer you to the twelve-step programmes in your community. Get help, devotchka. There is hope, even for people with such a bizarre drug-induced misconception. Or maybe you just need (really strong) corrective lenses.