I blame my semi-absence from LJ on Fake!Cosa Nostra. Oh, and knitting.

[primroseburrows]

Tony Soprano: When you're married you'll understand the importance of fresh produce.

Best. Comment. Ever.


I'm (not even) halfway through season two and if anyone spoils me I will kick them in the head be very upset and remind them that I live in Rhode Island.

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[peacey.livejournal.com]

Sorry. I couldn't resist.

Silvio quits the family to pursue his dreams of becoming lead guitarist for a rock and roll band.

Christopher becomes a cruise director ala Julie on "The Love Boat" but gets fired when he tosses too many guests over the rail when the keep asking him why there's no ketchup on board.

Paulie gets tossed in the clink to the result of skyrocketing prisoner suicide. Letters left by the deceased indicate they'd rather be dead than listen to his constant yapping.

Big Pussy becomes exactly that and opens a flower shop in Queens.

Uncle Junior retires to Boca, chances to meet Donald Trump, and becomes the next "right hand man" on "The Apprentice."

Tony's Mom goes to work for Good Housekeeping. The status of being bestowed with "The Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval" drops significantly.

AJ becomes head of the Soprano family, after which the family vascillates from one venture to the next without seeing any one through and becomes extremely annoying.

Meadow moves to Miami, marries actor David Caruso, and is often seen cruising about town in a Lexus convertible blaring Who songs and ripping sunglasses from her face while emoting.

Carmella divorces Tony, goes to college, becomes a scientist, is hired by GlaxoSmithKline, and develops a drug called denilex.

Tony and Dr. Melfi run away to Italy, buy a house on Lake Como, and enjoy dinner parties with George Clooney.

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

Christopher becomes a cruise director ala Julie on "The Love Boat" but gets fired when he tosses too many guests over the rail when the keep asking him why there's no ketchup on board.

Does he get to wear the cute little outfits before he's fired?

Paulie gets tossed in the clink to the result of skyrocketing prisoner suicide. Letters left by the deceased indicate they'd rather be dead than listen to his constant yapping.

You know, I can totally see this happening. I have fast-forwarding urges whenever the guy's onscreen. I ignore them, of course. *g*

Big Pussy becomes exactly that and opens a flower shop in Queens.

Awww! I knew he was just an old softie under all that, um...padding?

Uncle Junior retires to Boca, chances to meet Donald Trump, and becomes the next "right hand man" on "The Apprentice."

I'd actually WATCH that show. Especially if Trump gets whacked and Uncle Junior takes over as CEO.

AJ becomes head of the Soprano family, after which the family vascillates from one venture to the next without seeing any one through and becomes extremely annoying.


I forsee a Sopranos/Seinfeld crossover. A show about nothing with a lot of guns.


Tony and Dr. Melfi run away to Italy, buy a house on Lake Como, and enjoy dinner parties with George Clooney.

I'd actually be just fine with that. *g*

[peacey.livejournal.com]

Does he get to wear the cute little outfits before he's fired?

He does if you consider goomba-wear cute little outfits.

I'd actually WATCH that show. Especially if Trump gets whacked and Uncle Junior takes over as CEO.

Trump wouldn't last a day.

I forsee a Sopranos/Seinfeld crossover. A show about nothing with a lot of guns.

Gives "master of your domain" a whole new spin.

[redhedlvr.livejournal.com]

I have The Sopranos on my netflix list. I hear its a great show.

And what are you knitting? My afghan from hell is coming along nicely. I'll probably be able to use it as a car cover when I'm done.

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

I'm knitting something sekrit (it's a present) but frustrating as heck because it keeps telling me I messed up when I know I didn't. :/

[redhedlvr.livejournal.com]

Don't you hate mouthy knitting?

hee he

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

Indeed. :)

[peacey.livejournal.com]

This has nothing to do with the Fake!La Cosa Nostra or anything Soprano, but I knew you'd appreciate this:

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Fucking Yankees, Reports Nation (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/65243?utm_source=Distributed&utm_medium=Embedded%2BHTML&utm_campaign=Widgets)

BOSTON—Moments after the New York Yankees continued a month-long stretch that has seen them climb from the bottom of the AL East to pull within a once unfathomable four games of the first-place Red Sox by defeating the Baltimore Orioles...

Oh, and I know you'll appreciate the fact that the Tigers handed the Yankees their worst road loss in history last night. 16-0. You have got to love that.

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

We lost tonight but we're okay right now so I remain optimistic.

I love the Tigers. :) Unless, of course, they're playing Boston.

Oh, and after much deliberation, I've found my hockey team, at least for the moment. No, don't worry, it's not the Leafs (although as a longtime Sox fan I SO get the angst of teh longsuffering Leafs fan).

*waves Senators banner because I can't not*