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[primroseburrows]

AM IN HELL STOP 95°/35° STOP TWO USELESS FANS NO A/C STOP NO CAR TO DRIVE TO PLACE WITH A/C STOP UNABLE TO FUNCTION STOP PLZOHPLZSOMEBODYMAKEITSTOP


ETA: The fans in question are the electric air-blowy kind and not the flesh-and-blood kind. That kind would be fun. :D

Comments

[mrs-laugh-track.livejournal.com]

Oh boo. That is no fun at all. *sends some of our rain and grey to you*

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

Rain and grey would be lovely, thnx.

[meresy.livejournal.com]

It's cooler here! I promise that salvation is at hand in a day or so!

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

*wraps self in your icon, rolls around*

[newleaf31.livejournal.com]

NO AC?! No car to GET to AC?! It's time to call a friend and make them drive you to the library and pick you up at closing time. That's HORRIBLE.

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

Dude. I'm tempted to call a fecking taxi.

[newleaf31.livejournal.com]

DOO EET. It is WAY too hot to be sitting around in front of a fan spewing hot air at you.

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

There is a restaurant just down the (mostly shady) street. Me and some water and my hat 'n sunglasses are gonna go for it. Plus, I'm hungry, so two birds, one stone.

[luzula]

35 degrees? I really sympathize with you. Ouch.
: (

(Although, first I thought you meant two useless fans as in fandom.)

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

There are useless fans in fandom? Nah.

*melts*

[patchfire.livejournal.com]

Walk to the fire station and ask them to take pity on you by drenching you with one of their hoses?

Barring that, I would totally call a taxi and have it take you somewhere. Anywhere. Like a hotel with A/C.

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

I have to work tonight, so I will drive mr_t00by's car (with A/C) to work (which has so much A/C it's sometimes TOO cold). I have never looked forward to going to work so much, ever.

[inspiredlife.livejournal.com]

it's hideous, yeah? i don't have AC in the office and i keep on going to the classrooms for utterly pointless reasons. i hear the break is coming tonight though so i've got my fingers crossed.

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

There are supposed to be thunderstorms tonight, yay!

[nmalfoy.livejournal.com]

Here's a tip straight from Texas (we know our cooling methods here): take an antihistamine/decongestant, like Sudafed. Don't know why, but it cools you off. Drink ice water and get a spray bottle full of water. Keep misting yourself with it. It'll make the fans feel wonderful.

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

I might have some Zyrtec hanging around, hmm. *searches* Also, am taking giant shower soon.

[redhedlvr.livejournal.com]

I live near Philly, and we ain't chilly!

*cough*

tee hee

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

*commiserates*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_scally/]

Oh I know how that feels!

Something cool:

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm. Yummy.

[aingeal8c.livejournal.com]

Man that is hot *sends ice*

(and I thought fans as in fandom fans at first too).

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

Having fans around wouldn't be useless at all. :D

[phoenixw.livejournal.com]

Ah, poor you! I'd happily send you some of our chilliest June since 1894. But I think the post office has rules about shipping things like that.

Honestly, I'd rather deal with uncomfortable cold than uncomfortable heat. Enjoy your workplace!

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

I have major problems with extremes of temperature, but bigger ones with heat, so yeah, I agree with you.

Workplace should be boring and cool, which at the moment sounds like a slice of heaven.