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From dS MotB:


From Flashpoint 1.04 (no actual spoilers):



*tiny squee of dorkiness*

Whereas Pastafarianism, a religion of great significance to Americans and many other cultures and nationalities, is celebrated pretty much constantly by worshippers who have been Touched by His Noodly Appendage throughout the United States and the world;

Whereas there are countless Pastafarians in the United States, making The Flying Spaghetti Monster the Supreme Deity of A Whole Bunch of the American population;

Whereas there are a whole giant bunch more people throughout the world who revere the FSM, making Pastafarianism the coolest religion in the world and the religion of millions of geekdorks of the world population;

Whereas The FSM and his followers have contributed great and awesome stuff in every land and place touched by His Noodly Appendage

Whereas the United States, being founded as a constitutional republic in the traditions of western civilization, finds much in its history that points observers to complex carbohydrates;

Whereas on December 25 of each calendar year, American Christians observe Christmas, the holiday celebrating the birth of their savior, Jesus Christ, who is a good bud of the FSM;

Whereas for Pastafarians, Christmas is celebrated with a nice meal of whole-wheat lasagna (with plenty of gravy); and

Whereas many followers of the FSM throughout the United States and the rest of the world think it's a kickass idea to serve others: Now, therefore, be it

Resolved, That the House of Representatives--

(1) recognizes the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as one of the great religions of the world;

(2) expresses continued support for the continued work of the FSM in the United States and worldwide;

(3) acknowledges the international religious and historical importance of a crusty loaf of garlic bread fresh out of the oven;

(4) acknowledges and supports the role played by a rich, hearty marinara in the founding of the United States and in the formation of a healthy meal plan;

(5) rejects bigotry and persecution directed against followers of His Noodly Appendage, both in the United States and worldwide; and

(6) expresses its deepest respect to Pastafarians in the United States and throughout the world.

Okay, so I wasn't entirely happy with the results of the meme in my last post, so I modified the code a bit. Because I can, an' all:




Book-toting Braniac Drama Geek


You like 'em smart, pretty, geeky, and did I mention smart? A nice face without a decent brain isn't worth a first look, let alone a second.
Your guy was probably president of his high school drama club four years running, as well as a member of the debating team, newspaper staff, model UN, and astronomy club. He never goes anywhere without a book, which could be anything from Winston Churchill to Stephen King. On top of it all, he's got a whipcrack sarcastic wit that matches yours, and he isn't afraid to use it. He's intense and passionate about what interests him, and if one of those things is you, you're in for quite an experience.

Of course, knowing your past history, he's probably gay.

Who Are You Attracted To?



That's a pretty good description of what my ideal was in high school. Not much has changed since then, except I'm not sure people like that even exist anymore. *heavy sigh*

I took out the link to the quiz website because I'm not sure if there's spyware involved (topaz7 got a warning the first time she tried, but not the second). If you have an antispyware program installed, Go for it, man. The link's still up on my last post.