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[primroseburrows]

I love the Onion so, so, SO MUCH.

Manny to Papi: ROAD TRIP!!!


Excerpt:

"You said there would be no baseball," said Ortiz, refusing to leave the car. "I hate baseball. I can't hit the baseball. You know that. If you care so much about me and baseball, why you leave me? Why you leave me by myself in Boston, Manny? Why you do that? Why you act so bad? Boston's a good place."

Comments

[songdogmi.livejournal.com]

That was pretty good. :)

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

The Onion isn't my main news source, but I wish it was. ;)