primroseburrows: (yawkey way)
I love the Onion so, so, SO MUCH.

Manny to Papi: ROAD TRIP!!!


Excerpt:

"You said there would be no baseball," said Ortiz, refusing to leave the car. "I hate baseball. I can't hit the baseball. You know that. If you care so much about me and baseball, why you leave me? Why you leave me by myself in Boston, Manny? Why you do that? Why you act so bad? Boston's a good place."
primroseburrows: (yawkey way)
Ramirez Suspended 50 Games For Drug Violation.

I'm sure a lot of people who read about this (not you, flist, y'all are smarter than that) are going to immediately assume that this is a steroids thing, which apparently it isn't. And? I have no idea why, but I believe the guy. For one thing, he's never had a positive drug screen, and he takes a lot of them on purpose. And also because I'm probably liek, the only one left in Red Sox Nation who still has a soft spot for Manny. *sigh*

In other news, I went to the chiropractor on Tuesday and he did an adjustment and now my back, etc. feels somewhat better (translation: pain level lower than an eight for longer periods of time). I'm feeling well enough to do some housework today, which I need to do before [livejournal.com profile] songdog arrives.

Cleaning without running water is a challenge, but definitely doable (in case I didn't mention it, I lost running water a while back due to burst pipes, and can't afford to get it fixed yet). It's interesting, but I'm learning a LOT about water conservation and how much I was using, and how it's really not so bad having to work around it. I still manage to stay clean/fed/dressed in clean clothes. Schlepping water is pain, but at least I'm schlepping fresh, clear stuff and I don't have to walk ten miles to do it, which means I'm much better off than most people in the world.

P.S. I know I've missed a lot of my flist's posts lately; it's because I've been working/visiting family/having owies. If there's anything that I simply have to see or answer or know about, please tell me? I should be back to more thorough reading soon. :)
primroseburrows: (yawkey way)
Dear Boston Red Sox,

So, now it's second place.

Also, yeah. I mean, I'm just sayin'.

*sigh*,

Me
primroseburrows: (manny)
Manny, darling, I adore you, but fergodsake, would you please make up your mind?

I'm really not sure I believe that he doesn't remember talking to ESPN reporters. It just sounds like he was being himself again. Which I keep telling myself is one of the reasons I love him so. And it is. It's just--geh. I'm angsting like crazy over here. Grr.

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