In Soviet Russia, internet spams YOU!

[primroseburrows]

I got a spam email with a subject that says, "Определение маркетинговой стратегии в периуд кризиса."

_scally, I need your mad Russian translation skillz (and by "mad Russian" I do not mean Ivan the Terrible). What is it saying?

If it's telling me how to have a bigger penis, I can't even do that in English.

Comments

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

Any and all assistance is welcome. :D I picked _scally because Russian is her first language, is all.

It is indeed about the (lit. determination but I think they mean here "attribute") of a marketing strategy lit. "in a period of crisis"

And they picked me to help, out of millions, imagine that! :)

[j-s-cavalcante.livejournal.com]

Hee, I got pretty close for someone who doesn't speak more than a few phrases of Russian. :) I screwed up one of the letters, mistaking the D for an L, though. ;)